It’s about that time
of the month. And about 45 minutes ago my PMS started to kick in. Here is the infamous “Piss Christ” photo by Andres Serrano because Jesus Christ, you all PISS ME OFF TODAY. Fuckers:
Yeah, that guy is actually peeing on Christ.
Another one about cats
TOILET TRAINED CATS ARE FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT
EXHIBIT A:
EXHIBIT B:
HAHAHA ENJOY!!!!!!!!
Causing all sorts of controversy
on the internet (but not really) it’s….. THE CAT WITH NO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please proceed with caution because this is not for the faint of heart…
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Yes there it is in all it’s glory, the cat with no face. I actually really like this cat. I bet its super funny and weird. It was in a car accident as a kitten and plastic surgeons couldn’t even patch his face up. BUT WHATEVER, HE SURVIVED!!!!!! It goes around with its owner to hospitals and wherever there are people with mangled faces and helps them feel better about themselves, or something. You can read all about it here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2186047/’Cat-with-no-face’-becomes-a-blogging-success.html. OH I just read that it was saved at the CHEVY CHASE ANIMAL CLINIC!!!!! God I love that guy. If you want to read the actual blog about the cat, then go here: chasenoface.blogspot.com.
ENJOY!
If you don’t think Independence Day is awesome
you’re not an American in any shape or form. Will Smith was blowing my mind last night, along with Bill pullman who is obviously one of the best movie presidents…EVARR. Let’s have a recap of his speech before they go attack the aliens, shall we?
“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution — but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”
Oh and there is a shitty film still for added effect.
The 4th of July, a great American holiday is coming up before our very eyes. I’ll probably repost that speech along with many other wonderful American things on that day. Of course I should be BBQing hot dogs and hamburgers and eating red white and blue ice pops but the awesome American that I am, I WILL BE WORKING, on the 4th of July, for the SECOND YEAR IN A ROW. I love my job!
ENJOY!
I’ve joined the masses
of the blogging world. I woke up at 6:30 am this morning from severe dehydration and since I couldn’t go back to sleep I decided to make a blog. Maybe I am still drunk. But really, I just wanted to share this picture of Limo Bob, the father of some bratty kid that I had the pleasure of watching on My Super Sweet 16.
I’m sure glad that he’s somebody else’s dad and not mine. I also found this really awesome picture while searching for Limo Bob on Google. I don’t know who he is but he’s totally worth the honorable mention.
I really like his sunglasses but I especially enjoy his pants.
ENJOY!
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